Discreet delivery · 18+ only

Every spec printed. Nothing left to guess.

Insertable length, motor noise in decibels, charging time, silicone grade — all listed on the product page before you buy. If we cannot state it plainly, it does not go in the catalogue.

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Bare numbersDecibels, millimetres, minutes

One materialMedical-grade silicone only

Neutral parcelNo brand, no description

30 daysUnopened, full refund

Catalogue

Start from the category

Fourteen categories, each ordered by what the object actually does rather than by what it looks like.

Vibrators45 items

Male Masturbators45 items

Dildos25 items

Anal Toys15 items

Cock Rings & Chastity10 items

Bondage & Fetish10 items

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What people actually bought

Ranked by units sold in the last thirty days, not by margin.

Before you order

Questions we get weekly

How loud is "quiet"?

Every product page states a measured decibel figure at the highest setting, taken 30 cm away. Under 45 dB is roughly a quiet conversation.

Which silicone do you use?

Platinum-cured medical-grade silicone, phthalate and latex free. ABS plastic is used only for rigid handles and caps.

What does the parcel look like?

Plain outer mailer, neutral sender name, no product wording on the label, no invoice inside unless requested.

Can I return something I opened?

Hygiene rules mean opened items cannot be resold — but if it arrived faulty or the description was wrong, we replace or refund in full within 30 days.